The Lexxian Page of Duh!!
Over the years people have emailed me amusing, stupid
(and insulting?) quotes and comments (predominantly from the form on my old Big
Bad Quotes page). So being the kind.... and wicked...person that I am I decided
to create a page just for these interesting little titbits.
Hold onto your IQ's tightly peoples! This is
Lexxian Duh:
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I
Rule! ·
i
have a penis and it goes in a vagina ain't i great ·
you
mom was a hampstir ·
NO
RISK NO REWARD ·
Prince
is a fake who dresses and pretends to be Michael Jackson while dancing like
madonna, fucking dick cheese loser. GO TO HELL YOU SHITTY TALENTLESS CRAPPY
MUTHER FUCKING CUNT YOU SUCK PRINCE AND YOU NEVER WERE FORMERLY KNOWN AS AN ARTIST
YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!! ·
Bitch!
·
you
mean i can make a quote... cool..."meow... wait i meant ROAR!!!!" ·
"My
father is a shadow, a nobody, therefore I am NOTHING! ·
"Roses
are Red, Violets are Blue, the softer the bed the better the screw" ·
Roses
are red Violets are blue who the hell cares so are crayons ·
You
suck motha fuck! ·
sex
is good sex is fin doggy style or sixty nine just for fun or getting paid everyone
likes getting layed ·
*old
mother hubbord went to the cubbard to get her poor dog a bone when she bent
over rover took over she got a bone of her own* ·
Don't
make me break my foot off in your ass! ·
FUCK
YA'LL ·
gangsta
·
Porn
n sex n drugs i wanna fuck!!! ·
if
you make me say sure i will punch the lights out of you ·
fuck
it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for, don't belong,
don't exist, don't give a shit, don't ever judge me-veronika ·
who
ever said it was a sin to kill a person was playin, it's a fun game-veronika ·
they
say we have twisted, sick, evil minds because were teens, but wat they don't
realize is that it's going to stay that way, this is the begining of a new
era-veronika ·
pain
just feels like an orgasm-veronika ·
they
want to put me away just because i have my own religion-veronika ·
lifes
a bitch so let the shit happen ·
SEX
IS SWEET ·
When
In Dought Knock Em Out ·
You
haven't got any quotes ·
A
study showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ
depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance: if she is
ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features; and if
she is premenstrual, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors
shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass. ·
I'm
sexy, I'm cute,/ I'm popular to boot,/ I'm bitch-in', great hair,/ The boys
all love to stare,/ I'm wanted, I'm hot,/ I'm everything you're not,/ I'm
pretty, I'm cool,/ I dominate the school,/ Who am I? Just guess,/ Guys wanna
touch my ches.. ·
i
wanna fuck me like an animal ·
Since
a man can't create a baby he has no right to tell a women when and where to
create one! ·
"No
one dies a virgin because sooner or later Life fucks everyone!" ·
love,
is like a river, you can jump into it.. ·
i
tink yall is b suckin man dick 2 much find a bottle ·
one
day i was walkng up the hill and i found a peace og shit ·
what
does love really mean , lying, oblivious, vengence, ending!! wuts the point
of going through that!! ·
Friendless,
Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of
truth and common sense. ·
i
need a dream ·
so
your the bitch who told the bitch that im a bitch well lissen bitch ittakes a
bitch to know a bitch too call a bitch a bitch,BITCH ·
Reality
is illusion caused by lac of good weed ·
u
all sux ·
your
such a loser" loser, more like boozer ·
im
cute and your not if u dont like it fuck u |