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The Lexxian Page of Duh!!

 

Over the years people have emailed me amusing, stupid (and insulting?) quotes and comments (predominantly from the form on my old Big Bad Quotes page). So being the kind.... and wicked...person that I am I decided to create a page just for these interesting little titbits.


Hold onto your IQ's tightly peoples! This is Lexxian Duh:

·         I Rule!

 

·         i have a penis and it goes in a vagina ain't i great

 

·         you mom was a hampstir

 

·         NO RISK NO REWARD

 

·         Prince is a fake who dresses and pretends to be Michael Jackson while dancing like madonna, fucking dick cheese loser. GO TO HELL YOU SHITTY TALENTLESS CRAPPY MUTHER FUCKING CUNT YOU SUCK PRINCE AND YOU NEVER WERE FORMERLY KNOWN AS AN ARTIST YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

 

·         Bitch!

 

·         you mean i can make a quote... cool..."meow... wait i meant ROAR!!!!"

 

·         "My father is a shadow, a nobody, therefore I am NOTHING!

 

·         "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, the softer the bed the better the screw"

 

·         Roses are red Violets are blue who the hell cares so are crayons

 

·         You suck motha fuck!

 

·         sex is good sex is fin doggy style or sixty nine just for fun or getting paid everyone likes getting layed

 

·         *old mother hubbord went to the cubbard to get her poor dog a bone when she bent over rover took over she got a bone of her own*

 

·         Don't make me break my foot off in your ass!

 

·         FUCK YA'LL

 

·         gangsta

 

·         Porn n sex n drugs i wanna fuck!!!

 

·         if you make me say sure i will punch the lights out of you

 

·         fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for, don't belong, don't exist, don't give a shit, don't ever judge me-veronika

 

·         who ever said it was a sin to kill a person was playin, it's a fun game-veronika

 

·         they say we have twisted, sick, evil minds because were teens, but wat they don't realize is that it's going to stay that way, this is the begining of a new era-veronika

 

·         pain just feels like an orgasm-veronika

 

·         they want to put me away just because i have my own religion-veronika

 

·         lifes a bitch so let the shit happen

 

·         SEX IS SWEET

 

·         When In Dought Knock Em Out

 

·         You haven't got any quotes

 

·         A study showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance: if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features; and if she is premenstrual, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass.

 

·         I'm sexy, I'm cute,/ I'm popular to boot,/ I'm bitch-in', great hair,/ The boys all love to stare,/ I'm wanted, I'm hot,/ I'm everything you're not,/ I'm pretty, I'm cool,/ I dominate the school,/ Who am I? Just guess,/ Guys wanna touch my ches..

 

·         i wanna fuck me like an animal

 

·         Since a man can't create a baby he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one!

 

·         "No one dies a virgin because sooner or later Life fucks everyone!"

 

·         love, is like a river, you can jump into it..

 

·         i tink yall is b suckin man dick 2 much find a bottle

 

·         one day i was walkng up the hill and i found a peace og shit

 

·         what does love really mean , lying, oblivious, vengence, ending!! wuts the point of going through that!!

 

·         Friendless, Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.

 

·         i need a dream

 

·         so your the bitch who told the bitch that im a bitch well lissen bitch ittakes a bitch to know a bitch too call a bitch a bitch,BITCH

 

·         Reality is illusion caused by lac of good weed

 

·         u all sux

 

·         your such a loser" loser, more like boozer

 

·         im cute and your not if u dont like it fuck u

 

 



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